I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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