when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Ambien. No doubt about it.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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