Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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