She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
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Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
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Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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