just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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