That's intense
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
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also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
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I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
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