Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
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No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
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I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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