just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
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Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
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He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
So I just went to clothing optional bar
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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