Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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