my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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