Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
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