What did we do last night that was yellow?
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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