Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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