At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
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