I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
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She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
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After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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