we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
they're like a gay fantastic four
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
You should frame my arrest warrant.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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