I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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