I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
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I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
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I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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