More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
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Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
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I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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