I saw his package. It spoke to me.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
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I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
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When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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