id be glad to
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
My bed is full of blood and feathers
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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