hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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