so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
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Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
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On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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