I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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