Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
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Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
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I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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