kristin has been a bad kristin
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
