that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
The air was thick with penises
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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