my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
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Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
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The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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