Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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