Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
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