I want to stick my p in your. b.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
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It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
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You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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