Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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