Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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