Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
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