jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
No subtext here. People are naked.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
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Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
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it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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