season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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