im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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