This girl is more easily done than said...
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I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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