All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
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we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
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You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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