You made me cry and you don't even care
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I think people are normalizing furries
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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