hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
There's always time for handjobs
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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