I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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