I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
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Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
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My bed is full of blood and feathers
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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