What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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