I just saw a hot homeless man
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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