I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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