i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
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Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
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Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I'm sobbing to NWA
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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