so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
she pinky promised me she was 18
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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