So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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