neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
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It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
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Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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