i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
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OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
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Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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