Actions speak louder than pants.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
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casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
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Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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