Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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