can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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