their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
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I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
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It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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