I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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