So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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